Dear God:
Speaking on behalf of myself, and Fake NY AREA, have to say we both are quite upset with you right now. Haven't I been a good solid Nuclear Christian? At every opportunity, I am out singing the praises of Nuclear Jesus, have even been pro nuclear longer than Fake Patrick Moore. So, how come he and Fake Jim Steets have been nominated for a BAA, and we, or more specifically, I have not been?
Are there dark forces at work here? That's it! Of course, I should have thought of this much sooner. Oh God! How could I have doubted you. It all makes sense now. Demonic forces are wanting to cause dissension in our ranks. Well, it is not going to happen. Fake Jim Steets, and Fake Patrick Moore deserve those awards. Maybe Fake NY AREA could start a campaign aimed at helping them win this BAA? We could even send in our own nominations for NEI, CASEnergy, even that shrew Fake Christine Todd Whitman. Between me and you God, not sure we should trust her. Have you noticed she has not started a prayer blog? Not only that, she has been very careful so far in avoiding having her picture taken with me. What, Fake Norris McDonald is good enough for Condi, but not good enough for Christine?
Bet those anti-nuclear hillbillies are behind this. Please God, grant me the power of lightening bolts so that I can smite down mine enemies in your name.
Speaking on behalf of myself, and Fake NY AREA, have to say we both are quite upset with you right now. Haven't I been a good solid Nuclear Christian? At every opportunity, I am out singing the praises of Nuclear Jesus, have even been pro nuclear longer than Fake Patrick Moore. So, how come he and Fake Jim Steets have been nominated for a BAA, and we, or more specifically, I have not been?
Are there dark forces at work here? That's it! Of course, I should have thought of this much sooner. Oh God! How could I have doubted you. It all makes sense now. Demonic forces are wanting to cause dissension in our ranks. Well, it is not going to happen. Fake Jim Steets, and Fake Patrick Moore deserve those awards. Maybe Fake NY AREA could start a campaign aimed at helping them win this BAA? We could even send in our own nominations for NEI, CASEnergy, even that shrew Fake Christine Todd Whitman. Between me and you God, not sure we should trust her. Have you noticed she has not started a prayer blog? Not only that, she has been very careful so far in avoiding having her picture taken with me. What, Fake Norris McDonald is good enough for Condi, but not good enough for Christine?
Bet those anti-nuclear hillbillies are behind this. Please God, grant me the power of lightening bolts so that I can smite down mine enemies in your name.
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